Kitty Cat Biatch

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

hairlesspussi:

me as hell as a parent

hairlesspussi:

me as hell as a parent

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers